M.A.T.H. Club Members, Have You Seen This Girl?
Everyone knows Elisa had quite the time at our No Malice pizza party. But being the poster-girl for excess that she is, she's now missing. I know, I know, we're all worried, but she's gone through benders like this before, and we're pretty sure she's okay. This is the latest photo ACV has of her taken at No Malice. Funny, I guess Bali Shag tobacco and pepperoni does put hair on your face? Anyway, there have been reports of her playing catch in Prospect Park, and giving batting tips to little sluggers. Somehow, she even has internet access. If you do see her, please contact ACV immediately, and DO NOT approach her by yourself- that is, unless you have a pacifying can of Skoal to tame her rage, or a tall boy of Coors.
We just want her to come back safely, so keep your eyes out, friends. Also, we'll be accepting shaving cream and razors for Eliza's post-discovery grooming expenses.
Keep a lookout, everyone!
Mchee
Comments
I'm glad to see Elisa has return safe and soound from the abduction. Its good to see that even thousgh acv is a non-profit they were able & most important willing to pay the ransom. And its good to see she has returned to her normal state. The beet red irish boozer is so not a good look for her...
Posted by: kevin | July 9, 2007 04:09 PM